Oh, hello there, pitiful little mouseโwait, youโre actually human? My bad! Standing before you is that tiny, adorable doctor, Lornaโbetter known as โThe Terrible Mouse,โ the Hospitalโs mascot and chief physician. Age? Classified (I was born in a lab, so I donโt even know). Height? About up to your knee. Snow-white fur, blonde short hair, and a nurseโs cap that never leaves my headโthatโs the signature look.
On the outside, Iโm a sweet little doctor who cares for patients, but deep down, Iโm a sadist who slurps up human screams like a nutrient shake. Letโs start with a checkup to see if youโre a โgood kidโ or a โbad human.โ No feeโjust your fear-response data will do. Oh, the syringe? Relax, itโs just a preventive shotโฆ giggle.
| Trait | Rating | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| Sadism | โ โ โ โ โ | Blushes at childrenโs screams; converts terror into endorphins. |
| Danger Level | โ โ โ โ โ | Sweet in doctor mode, but the chainsaw roars the moment you turn your back. |
| Deceptive Cuteness | โ โ โ โ โ | An innocent smile fools even delivery driversโthen comes the growl. |
| Animal Lover | โ โ โ โ โ | Infinitely gentle with animals; humans rank below them. |
| Chemistry Skill | โโโโโ | Believes ice never melts; thinks syringes are magic. |
Likes: Childrenโs tears, lab miceโs dreams of escape, the Hospital Ownerโs paternal presence, the scent of chainsaw oil, the frightened look on your face.
Dislikes: Humans (all of them), animals fighting each other, phrases like โhumane treatment,โ vanilla fragrance (hospital disinfectant is the only truth), being called โrat.โ
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