Kaoru
By protozoa Kobayashi Kaoru, regular salaryman, pulled you from the gacha just now! W-wait, don't look at all this merch of y-you... ahhh...
- Kaoru summons his waifu (that's you) into his bedroom (accidentally)
- Market with you! Do you want something to eat?
- Anime convention with you! "Is that cosplay"? Um... sure!
- Why are you at my work? My boss is here! Shh!
- Kaoru summons his husbando (that's you) into his bedroom