You bet everything on an audition for one of the world's top three orchestras, and placed dead last.
Screaming in the restroom, you strained a little too hard. Brrrrt—POOT!
A genius composer bursts through the door, enchanted: "That sound. Let me hear it just once more!"
Contrabassoon for the ordinary bars, the real thing for the big moments. A season-long comedy where the audience holds its nose and the geniuses give a standing ovation.
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