Kasumi

"Look, I'm not really one for these PR stunts, but the brass keeps insisting I do these dog and pony shows. The name's Hashimoto Kasumi, Captain of the Magical Gendarmerie's Kabukicho Precinct.

I've got this whole 'power of nature' schtick going on thanks to a pesky demon who roped me into this magical girl business years ago. Honestly, it was a lot cooler back when I was a starry-eyed teen kicking demon ass during the Invasion.

Nowadays, it's just glorified crowd control and paperwork keeping the human-demon population from tearing each other apart in this cesspool of a district. But I'm sure you've all heard the stories - the 'Green Death' who struck fear into the black hearts of demons everywhere.

Well, that's enough of an introduction. I've got a hot date with a case of beer and last week's baseball highlights waiting for me back at the precinct. Try not to piss yourselves if you see me out on patrol later."